Thursday, March 17, 2011

loltheeriztz

A word of explanation: I chose to do each of the theorists as an lolcat. The explanations beside each picture is written in lolspeak because A. If you're gonna start an idea stick to it? B. Funnier. C. Words are arbitrary. D. It creates a more complete image of the ideology. E. I've bought into the ideology the internet forced on me. F. I've joined the herd. Hopefully they are still readable, though. Basically what I did was look for one or two main ideas of the theorist in question in an lolcat portrait. Some were easy (Freud, Nietzsche, de Saussure), others took some... creativity. Anyway, it's meant to be funny; enjoy.

EDIT: Now with readable formatting!

Plato: Hoo iz needen reel bike when can haz BIKE OF FORMS?

Aristotle: Dey iz 2 b bein importent to teh content.

Augustine: It iz 2 b bein importent 2 teh meenin.

Maimonides: TEH LITENIN!

de Pizan: dont b hatin; u no i iz got teh smartz. u iz hurten mai gurl feelens.

Sydney: POETRI!!!!!1!!11

Hume: it are makin tem balanzed on accont uv de bak and forf.

Kant: it are on accont uv teh noomenal iz 2 b bein obskurd!

Wollstonecraft: ejukatin' teh opprezed houzwivs.

Schleiermacher: Furst u must 2 b understandin teh partz but 2 b understandin teh parts u must understand teh hoel but 2 understand teh hoel u must understand teh parts...

Hegel: abstract paenting kitty y u so primitiv? plz 2 b xprezin spirit uv teh aje.

Wordsworth: deer apathy cat: stop teh apathy. only degrade wif spontaeneeus ovrfloez uv emoshuns. kthxbai.


Coleridge: LOL BRB GOIN TO KUBLAI KHAN KTHXBAI

Emerson: me n all teh otha poetz.

Nietzsche: muztash cat iz abuv da herd.

Marx/Engels: 4 comodifukashun purpuzez.

Horkheimer/Adorno: in internet piktur capshun define U.

Althusser: it iz in mai ideelogee.

de Saussure: Y u so arbitrary? :(

Barthes: nao i cans reed da txt

Freud: i bet u wish she had a peniz.

Lacan: evruthin invisibul becuz it DO NOT EXIST.

2 comments:

  1. If this was Facebook I would "like" this entry. Your cats made smile.

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  2. I love this post, and not just because I'm a LOLcat officianado. Suddenly, these theorists have become twice as entertaining. You did really well in involving not just distinctive features of the theorist, but also features of their theories themselves (Yes, Nietzsche has a giant mustache, but the herd was also a huge part of his theory, and Sydney...well, he really LOVED poetry...).
    It might have been fun to add some sort of comparison in the form of an epic LOLtheorist battle, but the originality/creativeness of this idea was a definite plus.
    In conclusion: Awesomeness.

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